Poupak's Parisian Life in New York

I am a French-Iranian woman with a passion for comedy. I have been lucky enough to be performing all over New York since 2010. I was a TV producer and a head writer for a morning live news show in France, as well as a free lance journalist and a book editor for many years.

Now, I am a life and a career coach (member of ICF), an improviser, a writer, and a show producer. I love my life!

I am a performer at the UCB & sometimes produce shows at The PIT in New York.

My French Tumblr: La Vie à l'Impro

I contribute to BuzzFeed.

I fight cancer with a passion - I want to contribute to a world where cancer will be as benign as a simple cold. Where you can donate against cancer of any kind and give hope to families and patients

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Paris Metro stops renamed after famous women

There’s only ONE métro stop named after a famous woman. Soooooo this is awesome. Yep.

Because #Ben&Jerrys are my best friends you guys.

This early training to “be nice” causes women to override their intuitions. In that sense, they are actually purposefully taught to submit to the predator. Imagine a wolf mother teaching her young to “be nice” in the face of a angry ferret or a wily diamondback rattler. … We may have been taught to set aside acute insight in order to get along. However the reward for simply being nice in oppressive circumstances is to be mistreated all the more.

Clarissa Pinkola Estés, Women Who Run With the Wolves: Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archtype  (via themamafox)

It’s interesting. My mom often tells me that I am too agressive when faced with adversity. But it’s never stopped me from being affirmative. Which comes in handy because when my mom has an issue, she calls ME to solve it (with an administration, with a plumber who doesn’t do his job…) because precisely I literally deal with it and don’t let people indent my integrity. So, yeah, do whatever you have to to defend yourself and fuck nice.

Also, fuck nice is what I always tell my improv students :)

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One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

I will always reblog this

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This rocks!

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I love this.

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Fun fun fun

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Consent Campaign at UT Austin

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I LOVE the diversity in bodies represented here!

Every school needs this campaign. 

In your face Robin Thicke. Also, great campaign.

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Ugh I have the worst puppy fever right now. Dogs and babies!!!!

Dog and little kids! All day!

It’s obvious that Lou wants to kill me when he posts stuff like this.

You know what dogs care about? Unconditional love (and food… And NOT taking a bath). You what they DON’T care about??? Appearances.

cute-overload:

A Gorilla holds her newborn baby, born this past week in Germany.http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

Momma &baby… Fascinating!!!

cute-overload:

A Gorilla holds her newborn baby, born this past week in Germany.
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Momma &baby… Fascinating!!!