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I had a friend. We had known each other since we were small kids. We had been friends for 36 years. She was exceptionally bright, one of the kindest people I have ever known and a gorgeous soul. She was also funny, and witty, and beautiful. At 47, she didn’t have a single gray hair, not one wrinkle, if that even matters. At 47, she could be proud to have been completely honest and trustworthy all her life, caring for the needs of others way above her own.
My friend had been fighting colon cancer for 7 years. After the first sneaky attack of the beast, she had been in remission for 3 years before it came back with rage and fury. It went everywhere very quickly and despite my friend’s will to fight and live, cancer was stronger. My friend was a fighter and I am so proud of what she accomplished in that battle. I am so proud of what she accomplished her entire life. She was an incredible human being.
She was my rock. She was a mountain of support and an ocean of love. She was a valley of forgiveness and hills of pride and intelligence. She was everything to me. I loved her and I always will.
My friend, my soulmate, my sister, my confident, lost her battle to cancer.
I love you. Rest in peace my amazing friend. You will be greatly missed.
Cancer, let it be known that I fucking hate you. I fucking HATE you.
Also, FUCK YOU CANCER. FUCK YOU SO HARD.
This Saturday’s Lady Jam at Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, East Village is open to all genders! Why? Because October is Breast Cancer Awareness month and Breast Cancer doesn’t give a fuck what your gender is.
This is a special fundraising Jam with special sets you will need to buy a $1 dollar raffle ticket(s) for a chance to:
Perform in a jam set with DETROIT
Perform in a scene with BRENDA SCOTT JONES (Brandon’s drunk relative)
Perform in a scene as CATS with Chelsea Clarke!
Win a Medium Sized Chris Gethard Show Hoodie (out of print!)
Win a Signed copy of Chris Gethard’s “Weird NY” (spooky!)
Win a UCB Improv Manual!
Win a UCB Beanie
Win tickets to the 9:30 Asssscat (skip the line, seats taped off!).
LOTS MORE TO BE ANNOUNCED!
THIS IS JUST THE TIP (Dick Joke in a Breast Post).
All money raised will go to Barbells for Boobs, a non-profit organization that provides funding to pay for breast cancer detection services as a last resort for thousands of people who don’t qualify for assistance elsewhere, Male and Female!
Let’s all Jam together for a good cause!
A community that has fun together, saves tits together.
Fundraising against breast cancer* AND an improv jam? Why wouldn’t you?