From Paris to New York and everything in between
My two favorite parts?
“According to sources, the group(…)consists solely of adult males in their mid-to-late 30s who are either completely bald or have severely receded hairlines.” (I’d say this is mostly true, but nowadays, the age group would probably be mid to late 20s)
”(…)added Crane, his slightly undersized American Apparel T-shirt tightly hugging his sweaty, protruding stomach.”
Actually, the whole article is a quote I love… so perfect!
9 September 2012
Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: ‘If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police’ | The Onion
A good refresher, in case you forgot what to do in tricky situations like these!
This is one of my favorite Onion headlines in a long time.
Oh, The Onion, how I love thee!
29 November 2011
This article made my day yesterday so I thought I’d share… and the worst part is, everything in this article is TRUE! Yet, we are still hanging in here - and we LOOOOOOVE New York! Seriously, who doesn’t?
3 September 2010
My review of Star Trek Into Darkness
I don’t...
Guys it’s here! The web commercial I’m in for...
Connie Britton & Nathan FIllion...
Just...
I’m 30 years old and drunker than I’ve ever been...